Welcome to our site, The
"Redneck Mafia"
ORGANIZED IN THE MOUNTAINS OF NORTH CAROLINA, JUNE 2002
"WILL BE DOING FINE UNDERNEATH THE PINES, WHILE THE WORLD GOES DOWN THE DRAIN"
We were the First "REDNECK MAFIA" but we won't be the last!!
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| You may be wondering, "So, who is The Redneck Mafia"? This question has been asked by friends, family and even so called authorities. The Mafia was formed by several members in 2002 for the soul purpose of friendship, fraternal comradely and brotherly love. Friendship is something to cherish, and to have "close friends" is like nothing else. We really don't have a political agenda, no hidden agenda's or racial motivation. Believe it or not, "It's just plan Friendship". To be a member you must have moral and ethical boundary's, believe in God and love this great country. We love to laugh with and at times at each other, but never relinquishing the respect and brotherly love for one another. We are a family, nothing more, nothing less. |
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And I said, "Let the moonshine under the sky be gathered to one place and let some container appear." And it was so. I called the container "bottle" and the gathered moonshine I called "booze". And I saw that it was good. - Mayonnaise (Co-founder of the Redneck Mafia) |
MAFIA NEWS AND UPDATES
We would like all The Redneck Mafia family to remember one of newest members, "BLUE KNIGHT", in our prayers along with his entire family. "BLUE KNIGHT" was shot in the line of duty while working as a police officer. We understand from "FAT HEAD" that he is healing fine and we pray he gets back to work soon and continues keeping scum off the streets. As some of you know Brother Flounder was injured in the line of duty some time back and has made a good recovery. We love you Bro's
And last but not least, a big ole "HELL YEA" goes out to "FATHEAD" for finally being recognized for all the hard work he has put into his job. FAT HEAD was recently named employee of the year from his department. Brother, we all love you and nobody else was more deserving.
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Let's meet some of our Members;
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CO-FOUNDERS
"CATFISH" "THE SLOTH" "MAYONNAISE" "BIG DIESEL" "BIG O"
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MEMBERS
"FAT HEAD" "SNOWMAN" "BLUE KNIGHT" "BILLY JACK" "FLOUNDER" "POPEYE" "PIMP DADDY" "T.A." "BULL" "DORK" "IQ" "HOG WILD" "HEE-HAW" "CLAW HAMMER" "POSSE" "JOHN BOY" "ITALIAN STALLION" "Mr. ED" "TOPPER" "BIGFOOT" "CLAW HAMMER" "RON JEREMY" "KOJAK" "MEAT" "JACK" "DOO-LITTLE"
We would like to Give a "BIG HELL YEA" to our Redneck Mafia Members on the Internet. You are now apart of our Family!
"AIR HEAD"- Pensacola, FL "BIG" - Weldon, IA "BIG DADDY" - Conwas, ARK "BIRD MAN" -Conway, SC "BRIARHOPPER"- Eastern Kentucky "CABOOSE" - Polk County, FL "CHESTY" - Cherry Point, NC "COTTON" - Mill Hill, TN "COOL HAND SAM"- Erie, PA "COOL TOP" - IL "DOZER" - Portage, Wisconsin "FROG" - Lincolnton, NC "GRENNIE" - Northern, VA "GUN" - Globe, NC "ICY PEACE MAKER" - Houma, LA "JUNIOR" - Pensacola, Fl (SEMPI FI BRO) "LON BOY" - Chattanooga, TN "MR. K"- Levin, TX "T-REX" - GA "TWANKIE" - Bryan, TX And our First Husband & Wife Redneck Members... "CRASH & DAISY"
There are around 50-60 request for membership but have not given us their nick name. If you don't see your name that is why! Send your request to redneckmafia_02@yahoo.com
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HONORARY MEMBERS
Robert Sr. - "THE VETERAN" ( The Sloth's Dad, who during his time in the Military was awarded numerous Metals) Paul- "The Fisherman" ( Paul is The Sloth's Uncle who lived in Robbinsville, NC. A fine man and I considered it a pleasure and honor as the other members to know him. We Love you Paul and will miss you around the Camp Fire
HONORARY DECEASED MEMBERS
"Rocky B"- R.I.P. ( A Friend of a lot of members ) "The Duke" - R.I.P. All Veterans who gave their life for our Freedom
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